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The two of us would like three seats near a men’s room.
There’s a part of me that wants to say “welcome aboard” but there’s a nagging voice telling me not to drag anyone else into this.
Are You Going To Talk About Lou Raguse Getting Thrown Into A Light Pole?
Kids are said to fill our lives with meaning and joy, yet it appears many parents would rather be tossing back shots of Crown and banging than taking care of their offspring.
Jim Rome has a new television show. I know this because an ad for the show keeps popping up on Trending Buffalo. The ad features this ridiculous promotional photograph. Let’s…
As expected, the Buffalo Bills lost to the Houston Texans Sunday. This is the best of what Twitter had to offer Bills fans during and after the game.
In a world of ridiculous practices, daylight savings is #2 behind Major League Baseball’s continued refusal to allow me to watch Pirate games in Buffalo.
Stop Auditing That Woman’s Crotch Please
I’d rather swallow rocket fuel than say I supported a billionaire who couldn’t negotiate his way out of a seatbelt.