You were so drunk the drunk place doesn’t want you anymore.
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“5 Dumbest” simply wasn’t enough this week
More heartless than a man who needed heart surgery
Your mother wants you to see a therapist
Follow the rules, jerks
Stop reading this tripe
Don’t you give me that look, you gigantic mercury deposit.
Here comes the sadness
They’ll have to earn my distrust.