So, when you’re terrible at everything, you wait way too long to post the final standings of your Bachelor Fantasy League. In a thrilling tie-breaker, Matthew Rooney won the 2015…
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Every great journey must eventually come to an end. Terrible, pointless journeys must also end, which is precisely what will happen tonight. Chris Soules will dump one of his girlfriends…
Tonight, the women are supposed to tell all. It’s ‘The Women Tell All’ episode. Unfortunately, the women do not tell all. They tell far from all. The women tell none….
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSS | MoreGreg Bauch and Shaun Murphy talk about what might be the worst episode of the worst show in television history. Topics…
There are only three weeks left to go in this season of ‘The Bachelor’. That’s like sitting down to eat an entire cow and saying “All I have left is…
It feels like years since I last recapped ‘The Bachelor’. What is the show even about? I can’t remember. What does Chris the Farmer do for a living? I think…
I hate you, ABC. I hate you so much. You’re disgusting. You’re like a cross between those Quit Smoking commercials and a seagull. ABC has given us two straight nights…
I can’t believe it’s only been a week since Kelsey was on the bathroom floor being tended to by Bachelor medics. This has been the longest week of my life….
Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: RSS | More“This was uncomfortable, and that’s coming from a guy who watched ‘Girl with a Dragon Tattoo’ with his parents.” – Shaun…
It’s Groundhog Day, which is fitting because recapping ‘The Bachelor’ for 12 years will make you feel like you’re living in an unending, unchanging hell for eternity. Chris Soules is…