Tonight, Juan Pablo will find true love. That’s the promise ABC made us 10 long episodes ago. We have suffered through tears, roses, helicopter rides, caves, ocean sex and a…
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‘Home’ is usually a nice word. Home is good. Home is where you hang your heart. Home is safe and warm like grandmother hugs. We have reached the ‘Hometown…
“America has fallen in love with you two.”
The crowd cheers so loud that a portion of Los Angeles breaks off into the ocean.
“It’s amazing to think that I’m down to three girls.”
The worst show in television history hit a new low point on Monday night.
If you’re new to the Bachelor, ‘feeling a connection’ is the most important thing a human can do.
Apparently, we know nothing.
Weddings make everything better, unless you have to watch them. It’s exactly what I needed after watching the Bills grab their ankles while playing a ‘home’ game in a different country.