If you think you have bad luck, think of all the people who died this week without finding out which of Nick’s girlfriends were dumped and which made it to…
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Andi Dorfman is finally going to find love. No one said it could be done. Including me. Tonight, we witness the epic final battle between Nick V. and Josh. I…
You need energy in order to hate something. Because there is only a certain amount of energy in the entire universe, there is only so much hate possible. One cannot…
Every week, our friend Greg Bauch watches ABC’s awful television program “The Bachelorette” and dutifully writes a lengthy recap of the adventures contained within. (Look, he even watched it last…
Have you ever poured delicious cereal into a bowl only to discover that you only have enough milk left to cover 12% of the total mass of your cereal? That…
We’ve reached a critical juncture in Andi Dorfman’s love life. It’s like when you’re in a bomb shelter after Armageddon and you’ve just ran out of beans. Four contestants remain…
This is a tough week, Bachelorette fans. Andi has taken her six boyfriends to Brussels. Only four of those boyfriends will still be boyfriends by the end of the night….