For the last several months, it seems there’s been an unspoken game of Survivor going on around here.
 CHAN |
 LINDY |
 FITZ
|
 REGGIE |
 POMMER |
 JOE M |
 BUDDY |
THE WINNER OF SURVIVOR: BUFFALO IS…
DARCY!
Congratulations, Darcy.
The good news is that you’ve outlasted your brethren.
The bad news is that you’ve got some work to do. Like, a ton.
Too bad, he would’ve been first off my island…
Ralph Wilson is cackling at all of this somewhere. Wherever he is. Probably hanging from a ceiling, because he’s like the original vampire or something.
Which I guess makes him the real survivor here.
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