Oh, hey there. Nice to see you again. Ryan from The Goose’s Roost here. The Buffalo Sabres played a hockey game against the Ottawa Senators on Tuesday. Here’s what happened.
We’re still excited that hockey’s back, right?
We lost already?
18:34 — Mikhil Grigorenko wins faceoff against Kyle Turris (0-0 tie)
STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!
12:12 — Adam Pardy takes holding penalty (0-0 tie)
The new guy’s just trying to fit in. Hey, let’s see how Tyler Myers is doing…
Looking good, buddy!
8:15 — Erik Karlsson scores on point shot (1-0 Ottawa)
Get better mascara. It’s going to be a long season.
8:36 — Tyler Ennis scores on backhand in front (1-1 tie)
Back up off the mat.
8:55 — Chris Phillips scores off a faceoff shot that Enroth bobbles (2-1 Ottawa)
Yikes. Let’s throw it down to Lindy Ruff and James Patrick, who will explain to us what happened there:
Thanks, guys!
5:45 — Daniel Alfredsson scores off Cody Hodgson giveaway (3-1 Ottawa)
Don’t we all, Lizzie.
DID IT.
12:54— Enroth stops Andre Benoit after he torches Buffalo’s defense (3-1 Ottawa)
We like to have fun here.
11:48 — Chris Neil scores in front (4-1 Ottawa)
Dead and buried.
10:51 — Jordan Leopold scores tip-in off a Jochen Hecht shot (4-2 Ottawa)
Don’t play with us, Sabres. We know this game.
10:57 — Drew Stafford wastes 3-on-2 chance (4-2 Ottawa)
Definitely your only option there.
6:05 — Jason Pominville scores in front. It’s waved off (4-2 Ottawa)
It’s reviewed…
Good goal. (4-3 Ottawa)
And now we have to pay attention to the rest of this.
0:30 — Leopold stopped twice during scramble in front (4-3 Ottawa)
If there is hope… it lies in the proles. But probably not that one.
0:15 Cody Hodgson takes tripping penalty (4-3 Ottawa)
You made Spiderman cry, you jerk.
It’s bound to get better. Maybe.
Drink up.
