The news.
The #Bills have released QB Ryan Fitzpatrick
— Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) March 12, 2013
Fact-checking.
Do we know Bills account wasn’t hacked? ‘Cause… you know….
— Greg Bauch (@gregorybauch) March 12, 2013
This is NOT happening.
Fitz: “If I just lock myself in my basement until Friday, they have to give me $3 million, right?” #wrong
— Trending Buffalo (@TrendingBuffalo) March 12, 2013
Players take notice.
Ish just got real in B-low
— Aaron Williams (@ajwilliams23) March 12, 2013
Because…
Aaron Williams tweets that things got real because the Bills may be downsizing the amount of bad football players they have — Two in the Box (@2ITB_Buffalo) March 12, 2013
Newsrooms scramble.
And that is how you change headlines from “our GM got pranked” to “our GM is making big moves to improve the team.” .@jeffrussowkbw — John Borsa (@JohnBorsa) March 12, 2013
Reality check.
Just a reminder, Bills fans. The man who gave significant contracts to Fitz, Merriman, Kelsey et al is still in charge. — Matt Johnson (@twoeightnine) March 12, 2013
But, that’s all changing, right?
As evidenced by the last time the Buffalo #Bills cut a bunch of bad contracts, they’ll clearly only sign good ones going forward. — Matthew Stewart (@matthew1stewart) March 12, 2013
They’ll anoint the next one eventually, right?
Black smoke has been coming out of OBD since Kelly retired. #PeaceOutFitz — Ryan Kraus (@TheKrausHouse) March 12, 2013
Now what? (fans edition)
Well it’s a tough loss for @fitzpatrickarm . I will have to pick a new username to prove to my followers my commitment to cynicism — Chris (@FITZPATRICKARM) March 12, 2013
Now what? (late-arriving fans edition)
Man, all the good tweets about Ryan Fitzpatrick are already taken. Off to think up something cool about Levitre signing with Titans. — Christopher Smith (@ChrisSmithAV) March 12, 2013
Now what? (franchise edition)
#Bills New Front Office Plan: Draft QB, start him, finish in last place. Draft Jadeveon Clowney 1st overall. Win Super Bowl. — Jonathan Koziol (@jonathan_koziol) March 12, 2013
Now what? (Fitz edition)
Hey Fitzpatrick, grow that beard out again and I can get you a job at any coffeeshop on Elmwood. — Rust Belt Hipster (@Buffalo_Hipster) March 12, 2013
Now what? (Buffalo edition)
Remember this Grantland feature about Ryan Fitzpatrick and how he could save the entire city? grantland.com/story/_/id/694…
— Chris Ryndak (@ChrisRyndak) March 12, 2013
Now what? (season ticket holder edition)
If buddy doesn’t draft a QB in the first two rounds then I’m donating my season tickets to a homeless man.
— Joseph Pinter (@JPinter93) March 12, 2013
TrendingBuffalo enough of the fitz shit
shotgun690 Yes, it’s been 16 hours since the Bills cut their starting QB. Nobody even remembers that guy. Good point.
TrendingBuffalo I’m just happy his gone and u keep reminding me of him lol not good