Here is something.
5. A Lack Of Dill Flavored Chips
Not only do we not have nationalized health care, but Canada has dill flavored chips as well? WHY ARE THESE NOT IN MY DESIGNATED FOOD LOCATIONS? It’s a crime against civilization. This is America, land of opportunity. My opportunities for maximum flavor are being curtailed by the outrage.
4. The Sabres Signing John Scott
Nothing personal against the player, simply the position. In the age of the aircraft carrier the Sabres have procured a battleship. No one cares about fighters. No one respects them on the ice. Everyone still gets hit in the head. It serves no deterrent to cheap shots. You will be cheap-shotted in the present day NHL.
Can Scott stop Joey Crabb on a breakaway? No? Whatever.
3. Amateur Firework Artists
You know BOOM what the best part BOOM of July BOOM is? BOOM Trying to BOOM sleep or hold a BOOM conversation as BOOM someone lights off an BOOM M80 every few BOOMBOOMBOOM minutes during the entire month of July. BOOM I hope you lose a BOOM hand.
Mr. Mihjdoclpoelsw
2. Stefan Mychajliw Running For Anything
You know who should be the accountant of Erie County? An accountant. Mr. Mihjdoclpoelsw has been a reporter for Channel 2, and then transitioned into the even more despised profession of public relations – for the completely successful at failing Buffalo Public Schools. His job was lying for people you think are incompetent. With our record of electing candidates he should win in a landslide.
1. Chris Collins Saying Things
Even if you’re Bob McCarthy and you want to give Chris Collins as much rope as possible with his recent comments pertaining to cancer, he still can’t win. 50,000 people a year still die from breast and prostate cancer. Even when you look at it through the lens of higher survival rates causing increased cost of care, he still sounds dumb because we are one of the most expensive systems out there and other countries have survival rates just as good if not better.
It is the job of the politician to not sound dumb. Sounding dumb loses elections. Collins sounds dumb. Often. He should stop talking.
Oh look, it’s policy.
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Not only the Buffalo School Board but that Jack-in-the-Box Mychajliw was also a paid spokesperson for the Niagara County SPCA Board. He seems to think that driving a car with over 150,000 miles on it is a resume for running as County Controller. I would have put him at #1 for Dumbest things of the week and keep it recurring until further notice
Chris Collins, dumb? No way, if he lived in the south he’d be of at least average intelligence and many of his comments would be praised.
I am glad to get a player like Scott on the Sabres roster. Apparently we have nobody that will take a stand when our goalie gets lamb-basted.
Dill pickle chips are sold at the 7-Eleven across the street from my house! (Elmwood/Summer) I also think I’ve seen them at Wegs. Now “All Dressed” is a different story entirely, however.
Once the sun goes down on the 4th of July you can really get a good idea of how intelligent your neighbors are.