Yesterday, we posted a phony 6 race program from “Trending Buffalo Raceway.”
Then you guys KINDA ran with it.
#BuffaloHorseNames is currently trending in the US and destined for both a #2014Trendee & this week’s “5 Dumbest” list. #BuffaloForReal
— Trending Buffalo (@TrendingBuffalo) July 2, 2013
The action was fast and furious so there’s a decent chance you missed some of it.
Here’s the best of what we saw.
@TrendingBuffalo Chief Cheese Officer #BuffaloHorseNames — Matthew Coller (@MatthewWGR) July 2, 2013
Punt Catcher #buffalohorsenames — Dave Buchanan (@WGRFastTrack) July 2, 2013
#BuffaloHorseNames Jauronomo — Olin Bailey (@OlinBailey) July 2, 2013
Subway to Nowhere #BuffaloHorseNames — Two in the Box (@2ITB_Buffalo) July 2, 2013
White Bronco. #buffalohorsenames — Alli Suriani (@AlliBuffaloEats) July 2, 2013
Neighsayer #BuffaloHorseNames
— Alan Bedenko (@buffalopundit) July 2, 2013
Blocked by Graham #BuffaloHorseNames
— Two in the Box (@2ITB_Buffalo) July 2, 2013
One Trick Schoney #buffalohorsenames — Dave Davis (@DaveDavisHockey) July 2, 2013
Horsey Heaven #BuffaloHorseNames — sba (@essbeeay) July 2, 2013
Sekerateriat #BuffaloHorseNames — sba (@essbeeay) July 2, 2013
Glue Glue Doll #BuffaloHorseNames — Dave (@davekellywny) July 2, 2013
Mr. Ed Kilgore #BuffaloHorseNames — John Kuntz (@theprogrocker) July 2, 2013
Skyway to Hell #BuffaloHorseNames
— Stephen Grekulak (@StephenGrekulak) July 2, 2013
Crippling Nostalgia #BuffaloHorseNames
— Christopher Smith (@ChrisSmithAV) July 2, 2013
FARTVOICE #BuffaloHorseNames — Dave (@davekellywny) July 2, 2013
Lacks Hustle #BuffaloHorseNames — The Defenseman (@TheDefenseman) July 2, 2013
Thoughts and Prayers #BuffaloHorseNames — Nate Benson (@natebenson) July 2, 2013
@TrendingBuffalo No Foal. #buffalohorsenames — Michael Jones (@jonesythinks) July 2, 2013
TaxFreeSmokes #BuffaloHorseNames — Griff (@spliffygriff) July 2, 2013
@TrendingBuffalo Ma High Lou #BuffaloHorseNames
— Joe H. (@Thornton_Melon) July 2, 2013
Tailgating Aficionado #BuffaloHorseNames
— Megan (@BuffaloHippie) July 2, 2013
The Earl of Mud #buffalohorsenames — T Lennon (@tlennon1021) July 2, 2013
Pot Hole Damage #BuffaloHorseNames — BIG Franky (@bigfranky75) July 2, 2013
Tops Never Mops #BuffaloHorseNames — Rust Belt Hipster (@Buffalo_Hipster) July 2, 2013
Practically Canada #BuffaloHorseNames — Christopher Ouimet (@NowThatOuimet) July 2, 2013
Hoof In Crease #BuffaloHorseNames — Stephanie (@StephTheBlogger) July 2, 2013
Vodka and Tea #buffalohorsenames — Ballistic Melissa (@ballisticmeliss) July 2, 2013
Pony Lydman #BuffaloHorseNames
— Gary Samer (@SamerismyNamer) July 2, 2013
Father Baker threat #buffalohorsenames
— JJ Calabrese (@jjbreeze27) July 2, 2013
WECK Manifesto #BuffaloHorseNames — Fake Darcy (@FakeDarcy) July 2, 2013
Beer Tent #BuffaloHorseNames — Paddy O (@ottobot12) July 2, 2013
Mightiest Taco #BuffaloHorseNames — Dave Bertola (@BfloBizDbertola) July 2, 2013
Yous Guys #buffalohorsenames — Matt Carlucci (@Buffalucci) July 2, 2013
@TrendingBuffalo Griefonweck #BuffaloHorseNames — Neil McManus (@NeilMc11) July 2, 2013
@TrendingBuffalo Pope Don Paul #BuffaloHorseNames — chris (@kriegs55) July 2, 2013
Peppy Depew #BuffaloHorseNames
— Jerry Flanagan (@Jerry_Flanagan) July 2, 2013
Extending Jochen #BuffaloHorseNames
— Kevin Zola (@kevinzola) July 2, 2013
#BuffaloHorseNames Gabriel’s Gait — Mike Messore (@MikeMessore) July 2, 2013
Da’Rick Rolled #BuffaloHorseNames — Mike Sullivan (@TheKickIsGood) July 2, 2013
WinPlaceSnow #BuffaloHorseNames — Todd (@dr883) July 2, 2013
Owen Four #BuffaloHorseNames — Chris Gauvin (@CmGauvin) July 2, 2013
My Favorite Marshawn #BuffaloHorseNames — MMambretti (@MMambrettim) July 2, 2013
Salubrious #BuffaloHorseNames — Aaron Mentkowski (@AaronCh7Weather) July 2, 2013
@TrendingBuffalo The Conehead Guarantee #BuffaloHorseNames how could you possibly bet against that horse?
— Matt Greco (@ThatMattGreco) July 2, 2013
Even The Iron Sheik chimed in.
ultimate warrior mother #BuffaloHorseNames
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) July 2, 2013
Sorry for wasting your Tuesday and now a portion of your Wednesday. Get back to a different version of stalling until the boss lets you go home for the week.
Happy 4th.