Andi Dorfman is finally going to find love. No one said it could be done. Including me. Tonight, we witness the epic final battle between Nick V. and Josh. I…
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You need energy in order to hate something. Because there is only a certain amount of energy in the entire universe, there is only so much hate possible. One cannot…
Have you ever poured delicious cereal into a bowl only to discover that you only have enough milk left to cover 12% of the total mass of your cereal? That…
We’ve reached a critical juncture in Andi Dorfman’s love life. It’s like when you’re in a bomb shelter after Armageddon and you’ve just ran out of beans. Four contestants remain…
If someone makes out with someone else in a hot tub, don’t you have a God-given right to benefit from it happening? The answer is yes. That is why I…
Tonight, Juan Pablo will find true love. That’s the promise ABC made us 10 long episodes ago. We have suffered through tears, roses, helicopter rides, caves, ocean sex and a…
‘Home’ is usually a nice word. Home is good. Home is where you hang your heart. Home is safe and warm like grandmother hugs. We have reached the ‘Hometown…
It took Christopher Columbus 5 weeks to get across the Atlantic and be wrong about India. While it must have been exciting to eventually see land near the end of…
Because I work second shift, I’m unable to watch ‘The Bachelor’ live. I have to wait until 1 a.m. With social media, I can check in on comments to see…
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