So, when you’re terrible at everything, you wait way too long to post the final standings of your Bachelor Fantasy League. In a thrilling tie-breaker, Matthew Rooney won the 2015…
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Every great journey must eventually come to an end. Terrible, pointless journeys must also end, which is precisely what will happen tonight. Chris Soules will dump one of his girlfriends…
Tonight, the women are supposed to tell all. It’s ‘The Women Tell All’ episode. Unfortunately, the women do not tell all. They tell far from all. The women tell none….
There are only three weeks left to go in this season of ‘The Bachelor’. That’s like sitting down to eat an entire cow and saying “All I have left is…
It feels like years since I last recapped ‘The Bachelor’. What is the show even about? I can’t remember. What does Chris the Farmer do for a living? I think…
I hate you, ABC. I hate you so much. You’re disgusting. You’re like a cross between those Quit Smoking commercials and a seagull. ABC has given us two straight nights…
I can’t believe it’s only been a week since Kelsey was on the bathroom floor being tended to by Bachelor medics. This has been the longest week of my life….
It’s Groundhog Day, which is fitting because recapping ‘The Bachelor’ for 12 years will make you feel like you’re living in an unending, unchanging hell for eternity. Chris Soules is…
We’ve been promised crying during this season of ‘The Bachelor’. I’d actually go so far as to say, we’ve been threatened with tons of tears. Chris Soules will have to…
Chris Soules still hasn’t found true and everlasting love and it’s been three weeks. I know, I know, some people are so picky. You give a guy 29 or so…