If you’re reading this, the earth hasn’t exploded. I can’t be sure because I’m two minutes into tonight’s season finale of ‘The Bachelorette’ and ABC is telling us that the…
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There’s so much hate in the world and it’s a terrible thing. All of that hate is getting in the way and overshadowing my hatred of this season of ‘The…
I chewed off all of my fingernails, waiting desperately to find out which of her four boyfriends JoJo dumped. ABC knows but they didn’t want to tell us last week….
The most important step in any relationship is visiting the hometowns of your four boyfriends. Each plane ride to the four different cities is a rite of passage for a…
Tonight is a very special episode, in that it’s so uninteresting and so bereft of content that it is a miracle of nothing. Not a thing happens. If a bug…
I’m already mad about how boring tonight’s episode is going to be. JoJo has eight boyfriends and they’re all about as interesting as earthworms. Each of the remaining boyfriends is…
I’ve been standing in the same spot for two weeks, waiting to find out how many people Chad will murder to get his revenge. ABC made us wait two weeks…
This isn’t easy to say and it might upset some of you, but I’m just going to come right out and say it. JoJo is experiencing some bumps on her…
Ever get hit in the teeth with a tire iron? Ever get hit in the teeth with a tire iron only to have it happen again the very next night?…
With the jitters of the first date out of the way, JoJo can finally relax and really get to know her 20 boyfriends. This is an important stage in any…