It’s the year 2362. Nuclear winter. The planet is blanketed by a thick smoke. Only the cockroaches remain. The cockroaches are chased around by a boom mic operator, three camera…
Author Archives: Greg Bauch
Ben Higgins came on ‘The Bachelor’ to find love. Well he didn’t just find love, he found double love. That’s twice as much love as he set out to find….
The nice thing about Buffalo is, if you want to have a beer with someone, there’s never a shortage of people in bars. We all have drinking buddies, drinking acquaintances,…
If you had to eat a raw, dead skunk, the worst part would be the smell. The entire experience would be terrible, but I imagine the smell would be downright…
Keep up with your updated Bachelor League Fantasy Standings! We have one more terrible week to go on our terrible program. At this point, it’s impossible to gain ground if you…
Tonight, Ben Higgins will sleep with all three of his girlfriends and then dump one of them. ABC provides Ben with a fancy room in which to sleep with his…
Home is where the heart is. And this week, home is also the place your four girlfriends bring you so you can meet their families. Also, those families have been…
Consumer’s Beverages is Buffalo’s Beer Store! Ben Higgins is an idiot. ABC has given him 28 women and he still doesn’t have a wife, even after dumping a bunch of…
In case you couldn’t tell, I screwed up with last week’s recap and accidentally told you that Jen was going home before Ben sent her home. See, I’m on vacation…
FYI… Consumer’s Beverages is Buffalo’s Beer Store! Ben Higgins is completely wifeless, and ABC is doing their best to wife him up proper. In their infinite wisdom, Bachelor producers decided…