TJ Maxx sucks. It’s an entire store filled with stuff that I don’t want.

I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t care if the Bills ever get a new stadium. I would be fine watching games from the Ralph. I would…

“Tina is a slut” – Mark. The message is clear, “Stay away from Tina” or “Go find Tina.” The message was not clear.

It is an unnerving experience evacuating your bodily waste into the depths of Hell, the only place this horrifying portal could possibly lead. When I was 10 years old, a…

Camaro guy owns your life.

The days and nights are getting cooler. The flannel sheets are in the dryer. While Western New York pulls musty ‘Buff State’ sweatshirts out of dressers in spare bedrooms, I…

  Hey Seattle, I see that you’re getting ready to build a $490 million arena to house a potential NHL and NBA franchise. What exactly was it that got you…

Running through Forest Lawn Cemetery will make you think a lot about your own mortality

I sat parked on the I-90, for the second time in a day, waiting for important people to drive up to the front of a closing lane and, for the…