Fantasy Suite date week is the most important thing in American culture. There’s our flag, liberty, value meal menu items, British reality TV judges and Fantasy Suite dates. That’s the…
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I hope you have a giant tarp on your living room floor because there is going to be a lot of crying on ‘The Bachelorette’ tonight. According to last week’s…
The Twitter account for the Bachelorette says that Kaitlyn will attend her own funeral tonight. That’s always been a goal of mine. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing the funeral…
Former Bachelorette contestant Nick V. joined the show last week and turned this peaceful love nest into a buzzing hornet nest. Instead of having a completely manageable number boyfriends like…
Forget everything you know about the Bachelorette, which is nothing. Everything changes. It doesn’t become a good show, but everything changes. It’s like those time lapse videos of something that…
All week long, ABC has teased us with the fact that one of their Bachelorette contestants has fallen in love with another Bachelorette contestant. So, either the exhaustive research ABC…
We’re neck-deep in Bachelorette goodness. Kaitlyn beat out Britt for the right to date 25 men. She’s already dumped a bunch of them. Well, one of them was planted by…
I haven’t slept in two days. Remember last night when ABC didn’t tell us whether the 25 men had voted for Kaitlyn or Britt as the Bachelorette? Well, I tossed…
There have been nineteen seasons of ‘The Bachelor’ and tonight marks the eleventh season of ‘The Bachelorette’. That’s a dump truck full of festering dog poo. Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn…
On Saturday, the Sabres will win either Connor McDavid or Jack Eichel. Most people think we’ll get Eichel. Some people think we’ll get McDavid. I think we should get both….