The Bills were bad. CBS analyst Randy Cross was worse.
We knew what we were in for…
CBS analyst Randy Cross just referred to Ryan Fitzpatrick as “deadly.”Yep, it’s gonna be one of those TV days.
— Kevin Snow (@kwsnow) December 23, 2012
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Today would be a great day for a Randy Cross fathead that you could throw stuff at. #Bills
— Aaron Besecker (@BeseckerBN) December 23, 2012
And then Randy Cross happened…
I like how Randy Cross has no idea how to work the replay equipment. I can understand, its only week 16.
— The Kick Is Good (@TheKickIsGood) December 23, 2012
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When Randy Cross is working I always have this thought: Just hand his spotter the mic. Cross talks, then spotter tells him what happened.
— Mike Schopp (@Schopptalk) December 23, 2012
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My favorite thing about Randy Cross is the conviction with which he makes his incorrect guesses.
— Brad Riter (@BradRiter) December 23, 2012
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Apparently Fitz is in his “comfort mode” according to Randy Cross. So that’s what that is. #Bills
— Scott Wilson (@ScottWilsonBUF) December 23, 2012
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Unreal..RT @schopptalk: Randy Cross talking about challenging the spot there might be the broadcasting equivalent of the Buckner play.
— Thurman Thomas (@thurmanthomas) December 23, 2012
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Wow Randy Cross. “Only difference between them is a 61-yard run.” Only difference between me & Brad Pitt is some looks.
— Matt Warren (@MattRichWarren) December 23, 2012
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I’m flying to Miami now and cutting randy cross’s mic. Intolerable #Bills
— John Hoertz (@digitalkid2112) December 23, 2012
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“He definitely looks like he has it long enough. I don’t know. I don’t think so.” What would Randy Cross’ DVOA be? @fo_aschatz
— Mike Schopp (@Schopptalk) December 23, 2012
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He ceased his feet?Wtf is Randy Cross talking about?
— Christopher Parker (@Bulldogwgr) December 23, 2012
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Randy Cross analysis = Adding up the score.
— Jeremy White (@JeremyWGR) December 23, 2012
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“At some point there has to be a sense of urgency.” Holy crap! Has Randy Cross watched any Bills games this season?!
— Kevin Snow (@kwsnow) December 23, 2012
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Randy Cross said “zippage on the ball”WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN???
— Matthew Birt (@mcbirt716) December 23, 2012
The sad truth is that today’s game between the Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins completely deserved this quality of analysis.
Thanks, Randy!