5 Dumbest Things in Buffalo- December 20, 2012

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5. Buying Fake Twitter Followers

That “19 year old girl from Malaysia” isn’t here for your 140 character reviews of Parks and Rec?

Besides not having the benefit of real conversation, live human beings spreading your views or hot takes, and a sense of accomplishment at having earned people’s attention– this is a great idea.

We did a recent story here at the Trending Buffalo illustrating a statistical trail of likely Twitter follower buyers. All were local, which to me is the biggest sticking point because there are like what twelve people left in the city of Buffalo? Its a big giveaway when you have more followers than the city has citizens.

Also it needs to be pointed out that it just doesn’t look cool. Does this even help? Because if you look at the number of followers there is probably a high chance you will look to see who those followers are, and fake accounts are easy to spot.

I don’t think it reflects poorly on anyone. We all make mistakes, and on the list of mistakes this is below forgetting to take the recycling out to the curb. Honestly who cares. If the person is giving good information and strong views I’ll hang out regardless of who follows.

4. Complaining About People Who Buy Followers

See previous paragraph.

3. Peppermint In Liquids

They say it tastes like being drunk in high school.

Eat it pal okay if I wanted to drink my gum I would have asked for it liquified. Why don’t you just dump a bunch of Scope into your mocha latte it is basically how it tastes?

Mint, as a flavor, has pointy elbows. It dominates the paint of your taste buds. Its addition to any kind of flavored drink is extremely dangerous. Knock it off with the peppermint. There is a reason the candies of a peppermint flavor are small. They don’t make Big Kats of peppermint and it is well and good that they do not.

2. Your Buffalo Bills

Bills are on? I’ll be outside.

Hey check it out the team is bad again. Look just think of it like reality T.V., where we accept awful as entertainment. Otherwise I don’t know what to tell you why on Earth would you watch them?

1. Trans-Siberian Orchestra Will Advertise That Ass

TSO was Savatage. Really. Look it up.

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Correction: In a previous update, Trending Buffalo reported that Larry Korab knew how to please that booty. In fact, Larry Korab is the pseudonym for The Defenseman, who now writes for himself at The Defenseman. You may follow him on Twitter by searching @TheDefenseman.  Trending Buffalo regrets the error.